Come metaphorical rain or shine you are always there for me
You are my favorite place on earth
In my Sinéad O’Connor voice “Nothing Compares 2 U….”
On good days and especially bad days I look forward to coming home to you
You grant me endless hours of solitude, as many as I want
You don’t care about my outfit or if I’m a little “late” on a shower
And when I’m soggy and wet after a shower, you welcome me back to your soft and cozy Jersey knits
You seem to know exactly what day I’ve had and lull me to sleep
You encourage me to linger in your cradle for endless hours without complaint
Others respect you and they know that it better be important if I need to leave you
It goes without saying, my devotion to you is limitless
Or so I’m told by my husband who constantly yells “Get out of bed”
Sigh, he’s just jealous
I remember fondly our special occasions together
I’ve watched many Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parades, reality television finales and Presidential elections with you
Remember when we patiently waited for the chicks to hatch?
What an incredible memory to share with you, my bed
You have been the headquarters for many an idea
Including starting this Blog
And the first to learn of my successes
You were my witness when I signed my first contract and spent countless hours with me tweaking my budget
Most memorable, you were there when I discovered that I was F.I.
You are a good listener too, I always seem to find the answer in your presence
When you lose my favorite socks or cell-phone charger or the remote
I don’t mind, eventually you’ll give them back
No matter how many times I get up in the middle of the night, you are there to make me comfortable again
Unfortunately, children adore you too
They are clever and know exactly where to find me when I am hiding
Like me, they try to stay with you for as long as possible
The consummate giver, you reliably find a spot for them
Of course, until they get evicted despite their efforts to be quiet and invisible
I’ve had several conversations with others about your benefits and restorative attributes
No other bed in a Hotel, back home or an AirBnB can measure up
You are more than just one of my favorite things; you ARE my favorite thing
There’s no denying your “come hither” attraction
I am guilty of sneaking off to be with you. But who can resist you?
Surely not I
I wouldn’t trade time with you for much
Well, I might leave you for a quick get-away but without exception I will come back
Missing you all the while, lamenting over the hours we spent apart
You stand the test of time and I remain your biggest fan
Most of all, you’re my first and last embrace
My happy place
My serenity and my closest confidant all wrapped up into one
My …..bed
This made me laugh! Especially “When you lose my favorite socks or cell-phone charger or the remote
I don’t mind, eventually you’ll give them back.”
Off to take a nap now!
So glad you laughed, hahaha, because it’s all true! Hahahaha.
Hahaha this is great! Serious question: what kind / brand of bed do you have? I’m in the market for a new one! 🙂
Tempur Pedic- I think the Cloud version. Good luck with your bed buying!